Supposedly the plot to the FF movie.
Almost stopped reading at "Reed is a genius convenience store clerk." Glad I didn't because Doomashev is literally the most hilariously terrible name I have ever heard. So hilariously terrible that I have made up my mind to call him Doctor Doomashev from this day on. In turn I am also renaming Mr. Fantastic as Mr. Convenience Store Clerk. The ever-loving, blue eyed Thing will now be known as The Thing Sometimes, The Human Torch as The Flaming Iguana, and Sue as Jean Grey.